just another friday

There was assembly today and yes its funny. Firstly, the police poster shudnt even be there, because they spend money and time to set it up, and then Magneline walked up and took a price from the policeman >.<, and that was about 60 seconds. Anyway, the policeman came all the way to the school just for it, and the school had to set up a police banner so it seems like an epic waste... but maybe not.

After that, Mr Wang came up to announce something and there were cheers (unbelievable), and most people look at his face and started laughing before he even said anything. Yea his face is something like this:



After that, there was the treasure hunt rewards, and i couldnt believe that anyone BOTHERED to search for it >.<, and the fat guy won. I know that sounds harsh but then he makes dr hang look puny and he IS bigger than lim teng hong....

So he took his prize and when behind the police poster after that.... and he dint come out o.O. Everybody was like "where did he go?" and it looked like there was some secret passage or something.... Then, later, he also won a second prize for the treasure hunt, and then he jump out like ..................... i cant even begin to describe it. Epic goofy face.... but no photo of it. Anyway, i keep seeing his maid around sometimres >.<, so hopefully he doesnt turn out to be the "bring maid to ns" type of person...

After that there was chem, and Mrs Chong was nice :) She gave everyone 8 marks for file check, when theres like an assignment missing and DIY 1/3 done. Luckily my notes is like completely filled. Pin was like saying how Justin's file is the model, and theres no need to check, if got something wrong means we all screwed, or something like that. Then she open his notes and his chapter 3 was BLANK. LOL maybe Justin's starting to get slackerish due to SOMEBODY'S influence....

Econs was fine, and i tot our presentation was good until other grps do 20 min presentations :((( Whatever, i was reading my book most of the time, and yea finished it. Epic ending... they left the castle to the scout captain, and then they realised there was a fire in the ruler's building as they rode away...

After that, math was slack, cos i did my filing on monday. He scared the crap out of me when he asked me wheres my assignment 5, then i took it out of my bag and got exasperated. Nice joke. The rest of the time i spent on playing :(((  (I wont try to defend myself here)

We bought Koi, again, and the queue was long..... First time i actually queued up for it so i had no idea what to buy.... Pin, Jordan, Adrian, Deborah, and me were waiting, so Debborah mugged math, and our egos just fell to hell (rhymes). Actually, Pin and me not supposed to drink Koi cos of my coughing, but whatever. I always succumb to peer pressure... ppl force me treat them ill be like whatever la... unless im broke... so i shouldnt have treated Jia Min that outing. Oh ya, i still owe him $1.50 for the chicken o.O, but he forgot :)

Soccer was epic, cos the noobs won again :) (I love playing for noob team because we always win). Curse my short legs though... i got thoroughly owned but at least other ppl help score the goal, so in some way i felt like i scored... and the game was quite fun and epic, especially when we spam attack them and the ball just keep getting saved/hit someones leg/hit the post/go between ppl's legs/get headered over 9000 times/epic miss/ or hit SOMEBODY in the crotch. I like using the word somebody now, cos i think it sounds diplomatic. thats just my opinion.

Hema came to the altars (goalposts), and the sky went dark, and cold wind was blowing all over, and his hair went billowing, like some death god ...ahematism exists. He is the bringer of the darkness, or whatever. When he talks, lighting strikes. When he screams, someone dies. Hopefully that someone is himself.

Jia Min kept talking about royal wedding, making everyone go crazy cos hes like "i want go home watch. its LONDON or it happens only every 40 years". But he too succumbed too peer pressure, so he stayed. Fiona was watching it live stream in her class LOL, and when i told him that, he gave me the face. Gay pedophile....

Actually he dint miss anything cos when i went home at 5.50 then the princess and the Rolls-Royce car show up. Watched till 6.30, and the pastor talked about all things Catholic, but there were too many songs so i got bored. After that, my productivity was Ugandan so im dead for next week. Be sure to place my deceased body in the middle circle of the futsal court, where the altars' dark powers balance, so that Hema's darkness will never reach me.........

what am i doing -_-

What am i doing? im supposed to be studying, cos for 3 days in a row everyday i went home early, just to sleep and play games... and exams is super close already...

Nvm, anyway, i lost my voice yesterday, because i was shouting like some maniac when we were playing frisbee... its EPIC, cos the frisbee ALMOST fell all the way to first floor dunno how many times... The first time i threw it, i nearly cut off both ABC and YX head because i had no idea i could throw the frisbee like that... It turns out if u swing the frisbee, u can make it go across the entire concourse and whatever... chee seng threw the frisbee on the roof o.O, but luckily Johnny help retrieve it(phew). we have pe tmr, so we get to destroy more stuff and all that...

Also, i played soccer yesterday and shouted like a crazy indian everytime loo miss or hema saved the ball... so i completely couldnt talk this morning... Therefore, when fiona asked me math, i sounded like my lungs are punctured... Anyway, all i did was help her complete one or two qns, and then she treated me melon, so not a bad deal...

Then i realised how good fruits are for your throat, cos my tonsils stop hurting, even though i still sounded like a cow singing majula singapura >.<  Anyway, i spammed watermelons at recess after math, which was slack again...

Mr Soh and Xie were both showing videos in class. Firstly, i have no idea why the girls in our class voted for meat eater animal video because they were screaming like nuts... ur supposed to expect that there would be animals going down and red meat and all that... but anyway, the video was quite enjoyable, cos they offed all the lights and the theatrette felt like some cinema, except there wasnt popcorn:(

For Chinese, we were shown this weird movie which nobody can understand. Basically, its a movie about someone making a movie, then suddenly the director pretends he was going to die and he made the chinese guy make the movie for him, or something like that... but at least it was original. The ending was awkward though, cos they started talking about beds... in chinese, if u get the drift...

After soccer, which was quite ok, 05 and 07 vs the rest, i went home alone, cos pin went home to mug already... and i go home and i look at facebook and play games and screw up my grade >.<

This post sucks... nvm theres pe tmr so maybe there might be something to talk abt...

total shame...

ok i screwed up...i waited at the 11th floor of blk 141 for 1.5 hours until i realised pin's house its at the tenth. ok no more qns...

after that, we were doing econs and dv project. as long as i did enough dv work, i dint need to touch econs... but dv is hard... after like 4+ we just died and stopped doing work... yea so we spammed photos. oh yea btw there were nice gifs, but apparently only one was made (yet)... epic explosive glove


i feel retarded, cos my face was super goofy... so i shud stop doing this kind of crap?? oh well, the battery died, so the glove wont work anymore T_T

after that, hardik and png went home and fiona was bored, so she basically spammed everything and according to jia min, the gifs will screw up my camera... but i dont really seem to care...

after that, we were playing around with the ball, the soft toys, and the camera....



rainbow fail..

ouch...

after that i started ramming the wall with the ball in front of me... but i had to stop cos pin's bro is doing the same... bad influence...

i dunno why i get along so well with him... maybe cos his super hyper and im really just 12 years old... but pin doesnt seem to care about him at all...


pedo doraemon XDD (yes it raped pin)


wth.. use common sense...

thats better...



pin the builder (can we fix it?) pin the builder (yes we cant)

oh yes i did dv until 6 and then completely slacked... last photo i took


beautiful.

the rainbow

First lesson was EL, cos PE was skipped... i actually wanted to destress but then there was work to do... so fine. After that was cell bio, which was very fun, cos everyone presenting their own game. Yen Ling's group's game seem very fun to play, but when i want to play they submit liao.... Justin's group's game was like pokemon + monopoly deal and Pin's group was cell-do. Who killed the cow? your mum...

After that, we presented our group's game, programmed by Boon Chong and me (hehe). Our group was the only one who did programming but it was kind of simple. Boon Chong change the arcade part of the game until quite fun, where ur suppose to touch the United Cell soldier with the lysosome. epic storyline. Justin played the demo and he got like all the qns correct la... freakin hacker... then even Ms Huang got one qn wrong.

The qn was which type of transport does not use energy
a)Osmosis
b)Active
c)Facillitated diffusion
d)A and C

and she put a because she dint bother to read fully, so she got OWNED LOL.

After that, we got back our quiz. Im not trying to suan u or anything, i just want to remember it. 18.5/20 !! thats 92.5 % and super pull up the other screwed up quizzes! i even beat Justin!! ok enough ego for this post...

After that, there was chem quiz. As usual, we did nothing for math again, so i went out of class to do rainbows yea. After that alot of ppl went out and Deborah started owning everyone hehe. Shes quite fast and then can rampage through like 5 ppl... hacker. Next time PE must play soccer

I like doing rainbows but its very showoff though, so i shud not spam it or whatever. Mr Wang saw us and then ask me when do we usually play soccer and i told him after all the classes ended, and he said he wanted to join us for soccer! epic Mr Wang. For all u know he can do bicycle kick....i shall dream about it tonight...

Soccer was fun for the first part because YX and Boon Chong and Jordan and Pin played!! cos they were suddenly interested in soccer and all the crap ended today (or postponed to monday). Our teamwork was gay hack lol... usually is like Boon Chong or me tackle and pass to Pin or Jordan, then we rush them and suddenly cross to center and YX whack!! He scored 3 goals like that LOL. Hat trick so easily...

After that, there were too many ppl and there was argument whether to play field or not, so me and Pin left for home early. We had some epic conversations and pes matches... which are difficult to elaborate....

Tomorrow, we'll be going to Pin's house, which is walkable distance but i dont actually know how to walk there.... Nvm since ive never been there before, i should just crash his house >.<     Oh ya, ill be bringing explosive gloves and DSLR (epic distractions). See? This is why we love Good Friday

birthday luck

First lesson was math. We got back the test paper, and i made awesomely careful mistakes and lost 2 marks becos of that. Ok its still good so nvm. After that, Mr Wang got tired of teaching, so he said he knew how to sing a Korean song. Then, he started dancing randomly and at least 10 ppl got nervous breakdown. It sounded more Chinese than Korean, but it was still epic. I only got a 5 sec video but Liu Qi got at least 30s. Hopefully she posts. Anyway, the lyrics was crap.... it was something like turn on a light inside and the outside becomes dark....turn on a light outside and inside becomes dark.... dont turn on the light and the inside and outside is dark....random....

After that there was bio. It was short, and we were released 1.5 hours early, so everyone was slacking off. Actually, only i was slacking off, cos everyone was busy doing bio and geog, and some ppl when to comp lab to throw frisbees onto Adrian's head...

epic deborah reaction

ACE was crappy, cos there was this song about how someone was hurt so bad cos they broke up. Tell u what, our ears hurt so bad when we heard that. That song just.....sucks, like some 1980's song of a person who cant sing. We were asked to draw what we felt about that, so Boon Chong was like drawing botak Ho. o.O. After that we were playing hangman. Yes, no life.

After that was bio trip, which was fun to most ppl. We dint bring notes, so that was kind of screwed up for us. Other ppl we know got top places. Deborah's group got the $30 Ben and Jerry's voucher, cos they got the short route, which was due to her birthday luck.. They finished at 4.15.... and we were at 3rd station during that time, so after that we decided we just slow down the insane pace we had before. I took some animal pics, although it was slightly late, so not much were taken. Then Adrian ran off with my cam when i wanted to take flamingo >.< The flamingo quite nice to take lor...

Also, Fiona's group got 3rd... and Lee's group got 4th. Good job, cos 4th place is literally nothing. At least they got a free drink...

Yea all of u were in a good mood so i decided to destress by eating Cheese Meltz all by myself. Mhmhmm. Today was quite a fun day, afterall. Deborah, bring your new frisbee tmr! We play during PE

the stars so bright tonight

Im busy so ill keep this post short. I did nothing in the afternoon except Facebooking and contribute a little to geog project. Oh ya, btw, happy birthday Fiona.

My family went out to eat because my aunt(maid) not at home, except my second sis wasnt there. It was kind of impromptu, because we had no idea where to go, so we went around the changi area. Its full of air bases, and very few people come over here. We drove for only like 1 km when we reach the end of this ulu road, and then we saw the T3 runway of changi airport. I had no idea it was so near. Unfortunately, that was the fire exit, and there was barb wires, so dont even think about breaking in.

After that, we drove along some quiet road, past a lot of air bases and some police radio control tower thing. Then suddenly we saw plenty of cars parked along the road. There were two restaurants there, the Bunker and the House of Seafood. My dad was in a good mood today, so he decided to treat us to something nice.
There were no buildings nearby, so we can see close to the horizon. The moon looked extremely huge next to the horizon, but seems to shrink and become brighter as it goes higher. It sounds like im easily amazed right. But its a long time since i saw the moon like that, cos there are so little ulu places in Singapore, and frankly, u havent appreciated the moon for a long time, have you?

My mum was inappropriately dressed for the Bunker cos it seems very high class, so we went to House of Seafood. I think it was the better choice. Firstly, its rather relaxing, with all this bed-like chairs and table that can swing and hammock chairs. It was outdoor, so there was alot of plants around, and we can hear the crickets. Also, there was a small water feature in the middle, so the atmosphere was quite nice. I regretted that i dint bring my DSLR, so i cant show u what it looks like....

The restaurant was rather near, the runway, so when a airplane comes every 20 minutes or so, i feel the uncomfortable feeling that i have whenever i take the plane (i have a terrible fear of flight). The sound was changing in frequency, and i kind of thought about the Doppler effect....Ok, im being random here.

We ate 3 dishes, veg, then pork, then chilli crab. The veg was shoots with some sort of paste, most probably shrimp. It was simple but nice. The pork was cooked with black pepper sauce, with onions and cabbage. Even though these dishes are simple, i feel they taste much nicer than Western food, like lasagna, for example.

Then came the chilli crab. It is no kick, by chilli crab terms, but to me it was rather spicy. I finished my cold drink, which i came to regret later...

The crab was super juicy, and very tasty. Yes, Singapore is the champion of chilli crab. However, i was reminded about arthropods and their pedidpalps. Yes, you can slap me. I cant describe it to you.... chillli crab is just awesome. After a while though, i started getting desperate cos my tongue was killing me and i was slightly sweaty. But i had no drink left other than hot chrysanthemum tea, and u cant gulp chrysanthemum tea like its water. You know the feeling when ur very desperate, and the person beside u has what u need but refuses to lend you? Yes, my sister had a cold drink, but she kept shaking her head.... damn it... epic sister like her....

After that my mum drank the tea and looked at the bright moon like some sort of old chinese poem. Quite funny, but i dint bring my DSLR >.<

Today's dinner was epic, even though there wasnt any special occasion or anything. We made a note to come here when my mums birthday comes. Actually, there were no stars visible, but it sounds nice like that...

This week was awesome, cos its full of nice events. My family also started becoming nicer. Its like theres a lucky star shining down on me. However, i also feel some profound sadness because its like the calm before the storm. I probably wont be feeling like this until exams are over. Ok, i need to end this post here. The moon is so bright today....

---confessions---

Confessions. When i was younger, when blogs became famous, i thought id never create a blog, because there are so many things i dont want my friends to know about me.... cos i feel embarassed. But after reading everyones personal thoughts about life, i suddenly want to confess a few things about myself. Be warned, cos im going to defame myself right now....

I woke up at 11.30 today cos i was prolonging my dream again.... It was about some adventure cos i was reading Rangers Apprentice just before i slept last night. Its a bit fuzzy, but i remembered there was Jordan, Pin, Fiona and Daryl. Oh yes, and also Jia Min (i just made his day.) Oh btw, he was clothed (his heart just broke). Yes, my first confession is that i wake up epicly bullshitty late. I hate it, though, because everytime i wake up early on a Saturday, it feels at least 2 times longer. Today was kind of short, so i dont suppose this post would be very long....

After that, I ate breakfast at 11.30 and lunch at 1.30. Im not supposed to do that, because i have something extremely physical straining after that (dont think sick). After that, i trained this boy how to do a flying side kick (not that gay as it sounds). Yes, i just confessed that i have a type of .... course at 2-4 pm every saturday, although ive been concealing that one for a super long time, and when ppl confront me i act dumb, so now u know.

That explains the post about me fighting two boys last week. The boy did it properly after that, so im very proud of myself. Some people had to chop a super hard wood to pass their test which is coming. Its really very hard, although i chopped it and injured my hand, but broke it. So my advice to them was that chop very hard, so chop very hard. Try to understand that.

After that, i had to do 150 sit-ups. Before u think of flaming this post, lets just say i did about 1/3 of that properly, though that probably dint make u feel better. After that i was like groaning and grabbing my stomach, and the master was like "Like that also pain ar. Something wrong..." Like that lar....

He wasnt wrong to say that though, because his super fit and fast, and he probably wakes up at 4 on Saturdays, and i bet he did at least a 100 push-ups and sit-ups a day. Yes, that guy is insane.....

After that, i brought clothes to change, so my mum brought me to Eastpoint to drink tea. For some reason, suddenly i have a lot of things to talk to her about, though she keeps getting pissed that im walking directly behind her and thinks im doing it on purpose. Maybe im doing it subconciously.... Ya, i confess that im not close to my parents, unlike the rest of you all >.< @ pin and fiona...

The tea was nice, but i was sitting next to a family of 5, and suddenly i heard a guy (probably between 18-24) saying "punch him, kick him. beat the %^&$#$ shit out of him. " Ok, so i got shocked and frightened, but the father, probably 50 +, didnt really react. o.O. I dont even there to say balls or nuts to my mum.....

After that i realised it was because there was this guy who drive like a douche and knocked their car, and then that guy came out and spam take photo immediately instead of checking if the other party is alright. And then the guy's sister was calming them down. The other party was seriously douchey, so i dont think the entire convo was that bad after all.

After that, i went to cut hair at EC House, and that place is seriously worth all the 10 bucks. It is really very express. Firstly, u put 10 dollar in some machine and u get a card. Before u say i am very easily impressed, they really have many more convenient tools in the shop. You know saloons always got mirrors? They put theirs on a cupboard so u can put ur stuff behind. Quite a good use of space. Also they have this vacuum thing to suck all the hair that remains on your hair (another retarded word play), and also on the floor, theres one small mouse hole like gap. Firstly, they sweep the hair into one pile, and then they turn on the vacuum in the mouse hole, and then suddenly theres no hair on the floor left. Btw, the process only took 20 seconds. Most saloons for guys usually use this sharp blade to scrape out the hair roots of hairs that are growing at the rong places (bad double joke), but they use some sort of flat metal square thing and at the end there are many super thin spikes (or whatever u call it), and when they scrape, theres no pain at all.

Okay fine, i admit im too easily impressed....

After that, i remembered that the bus driver that fetches me, fiona and yong jen to school everyday asked me to call this Alex guy cos i didnt pay fee. I did, you know... I swear i started at March 1 and an SMS can prove it in case they decided to sue me. My father paid $210 for two months (yes that IS exhorbitant), for both March and April, so i dunno whats wrong.

I confess that i have this problem with talking to ppl on the phone. I was slightly afraid to call that guy, but then my mum told me i should settle my things myself (cos i nvr do this kind of things myself, i admit...) I called the guy and reasoned very clearly to him, although he sounded like he was talking to some lower life form to a slight extent, so now i know how Hema feels... Not like i give a damn...

After that, i went to my grandma's house and my cousin also went. Yayyyy. Yes, he lives one block away from them.... I told him about how Jordan owned me for the Fight for Glorton game (3 posts before this), and then there was these chinese game show for secondary schools. He started b(ew)itching about Nanyang Girls, cos they spam all China one... Actually, thats not very smart sometimes becos theres this section where they ask things about Singapore, and usually u know the answer in English but not Chinese (im normal Chinese btw). His school his HCI, so theres not much chance of them losing in the competition, and they use REAL local students. Our school lacks in that department.

Oh yes, he is also very smart. I guess it comes from my mom's genes, which came from my grandma's genes, so i was able to get into NUS High. I swear i got into GEP by luck and got Plantinum for primary school math olympiad by luck too. Sorry i just destroyed ur ego.... Unfortunately, i also got some bad tempered genes, cos in primary school, i used to be Sodick headed (Ha, avoided swearing again..). I used to flunk all my English cos i hated that witch of a teacher, and basically was a troublesome student who needed councilling and was once lowest in GEP cohort. So you see, i got in the programme by luck...

After that, my mum started coughing again, because she ate the durians just now, at my grandma's house. They all just cant resist Mao Shan Wang （猫山王）, but i passed. She already got sore throat but still eat.... so she just prolonged her recovery by 1 day. Like yesterday, i feel protected by some unseen force. I like durians too u know, but it is heaty....

I reached home at 11, so i had no time to blog for the entire day... Its late and i shouldnt be blogging now, but i must!! Suddenly my comp screwed up, and i was afraid i couldnt blog (oh my mushroomish Allah). Oops, my bad. If u use Windows, theres this part where u have to wait after u type in ur password, and then the comp hangs immediately after they read that my password is correct. Oh ya, its nilnil btw. My mum usually changes my passwords >.<, but this one lasted for 3 months already i think. Oh no... what did i just confess...

The problem was solved, so i became happier and got more things to blog about. Then my mum came up and saw me blogging, so i tot i was screwed. But she actually smiled and gave the Jia Min homo voice, and then she was like "woah, you have a blog ah", then she started smiling and walked away. My father probably knows about it now... That was just .... weird.

This week is so awesome because i seem to face or create problems, and then solve it, like a Jimmy Neutron (reference to chee, lol). Like that time i dint bring my phone to school, and Jordan and Pin were forced to listen to class on Thursday. Actually, they just slept for chem and math....

What actually happened was that i dropped my phone from my right pocket, and i sit at the back row at the right... so it went into some weirdo space that was under the chair, between the wall and the chair support. Theres this "secret" compartment and i picked up those things used to kill insects. You know, those kind of circular thing with air holes that u put on the bottom of a wall at some stuffy corner? Yuck. But i was kinda desperate to find my phone so it didnt bother me much. Luckily it was there too... and i just realised i ate loo's chips with that hand...... Oh ya, now Pin and Jordan wouldnt want to touch my phone... Oh ya, Fiona, if u are curious, i can show u that compartment if u want to... I just wont eat chips after that...

Lol, this post actually became as long as all the other posts this week, but then i overshot the day again. Haiz, whatever la, just know that i started today... I dunno how many confessions i made (lost count), but then i feel abit weird now, so im going to stop...

Im not going to sleep yet, if thats what ur thinking, cos i still havent finished the previous post, and i already know what i want to talk about tomorrow's post, so ill be making drafts...

Today (yesterday) was awesome. Thank Obamamama, and in Hema we trust. Goodnight.... oh ya Fiona's birthday... no wonder she stay up so late...

~~euphoria~~ Part 2

Wow! Friday is epic in so many ways. I have so many things to be happy about. Now i know how Rebecca Black feels. As usual, i am so amazed again. I feel like these 2 days is actually 2 weeks of events, and time slowed down, and the usual Dr Who crap (no offense, Pin). Actually, it passed too fast, cos we were forced to end our pool game at 8.

Firstly, the morning was boring but there was a feeling of accomplishment. My only regret is there is no time to play futsal, not like there was any ball or whatsoever... As usual the day starts with a game of bridge. Then we had to go downstairs to do work as everyone was there, and Fiona was like imagining Pin's ego face at successfully influencing us.... From 8 - 10.30, we were at the canteen, and many people came and go. I did chem prac 3 yesterday and handed up, but i regretted, cos firstly i dint put title for my graph, and my explanation for the 4 m question was utter... sry,  to keep it simple, it was wrong. See, the early bird gets the tapeworm... I finished chem prac 4 and chem assignment today!! Sounds like 3 pieces of work accomplished in 2h 30 mins, record time. Actually, i have to admit its not very hard if u just trust what u r doing. Oh sry i handed in both pracs without taking photo, but i took photo of chem prac 4 for those who haven finished.

Speech Day was good. At first me and Jordan were like bored and thinking abt how long it was gonna take. We werent seated in a very good position for chatting, and Pin was on camera duty and Adrian was on AV duty, so Jordan and me were :(

To make matters worse, Mr Ho came and sit next to Jordan, so i feel slightly bad for him since im sitting closer to other ppl so i talked more while he was quiet....Sean Yee and some other teacher also sat behind us, so plenty of ppl had to keep their games when the thing (cant think of a proper word) started.

It wasnt boring, to my surprise. Firstly, there was the Prayer dance thing, and then Dr Hang gave his speech. He kept showing all the hacker awards our school won, and the MIT-Harvard thing was seriously surprising. I dint know our math is actually at the international-level, the best, cos we got Champion when we participated for the first time. Maybe it was just sheer, dumb, luck...

The guest of honour was Mr Tan Eng Chye, which is actually shi ni's and zheng wei's father. I dint learn about it until after the entire thing. Seriously, that is just super interesting. They already are triplets, which is super rare, and by that im already envious, cos i keep wondering whats it like to have a twin who knows roughly what ur thinking... Then they got a father like that ... Seriously, i feel like reading their blogs right now... After that, Jordan told me that Hang Zi Kai was Hang's son, and seriously, i wonder what was going through their heads. Then he told me about some Fibo captain or vice-captain who is Dr Hang's son's girlfriend. Also very epic, cos its like meeting the daughter-in-law or something.

After that, I also learnt that Shini is like paired up with Dao Han and Jun Wei likes Andrea. (btw her name is Yann Tsyr? So weird... ) Wow, i wasnt expecting her to win Best in History, frankly. Later, we were talking about how compatitble they are, like Jun Wei is silent and Andrea is talkative and that kind of thing. I am quite envious of these people actually, cos i wonder how it feels like to know someone who likes you.........
Feeling very empty right now. Oh wait, Jia Min the como doesnt count....

After that, there was the epic lunch... I queued for Takoyaki first, but then we were only allowed to take one ball.... Seriously, not enough for myself, and i was thinking of sharing it... After that, i queue up for the main food thing, and then halfway, the queue broke up and there were 3 ppl left in front of me. Only 2 pieces of food were left and i was next. Just when i was about to take, the person before me took it..... Nooooooooo. Now i know how the person behind me felt when our tour group when to some wine factory in Japan and i took the last cone of ice cream.... Oh ya btw, Hokkaido ice cream rocks, but i bet Swiss ice cream is just gay hack... lucky pin. I've never even been near europe or America, closest was Egypt, but thats super awesome already...

How did i digress to there anyway....? After that, i was super hungry so i ate chicken rice and ice cream, which was epic waste of money cos i bought chicken and ate loo's super nice ice cream after that. There was no ball to play with, so we went to Clementi Mall B1 to eat at Subway, due to Jia Min's influence... or homosexual attractiveness.... Im not gay okay? (wow, nice word play)

After that, Loo bought some epic ice cream that cause 3 dollars, then i saw that its not much, just that they added cashew nuts, but it was freakin awesome!! Fiona damn scheming, keep licking and putting her saliva on the spoon so that we dont dare eat and she can finish the rest... How come she doesnt mind sharing spoons with us anyway??

After that, she bought some epic tasty chicken, and Pin keep stealing ... Somehow, Jia Min influenced me to buy it again once everyone finish coping fiona's chicken, and then he made me treat him, which i would regret later (actually i didnt...). Hey, dont go thinking im gay, okay??

I ate like two pieces, then started talking while we were going to the MRT, and suddenly it was gone... That's just .... Jordan had to leave us though, and i feel quite bad for him, cos the day was quite epic...

It was 3.30 + by then, and still that bio teacher havent release 405 and 409.... so by the time we got there, it was 4 something already... We walked around for a bit, and Fiona had to go home (to meet a woman??) Scandalous. She hates the word.

We walked past the Hershey, although that doesnt seem significant now, does it? I will be coming back to it later, literally.... Pin and Fiona took the Hershey, but i ignored it, and then they ate it, and then the thing started destroying their throats because too strong.... I feel like i was protected by a Buddha or something (reference to Chee).

We went to the pool area early, but Jia Min was to afraid to enter, and Pin was just underage... Me? I was looking at the people playing bowling. Got one guy very jian, anyhow throw the ball, like Huang, and then he spared 5 pins. Freakin tyco.

After that we went in. The first match was screwed up, because Loo and Hema keep causing cueball ... and then the other side miss and get cueball ... and so on ... After that, Pin played, and he was super hacks la. And when he hits the ball wrongly, the ball actually rebounded and when it. Sheer, dumb, luck...

After that Fiona and the rest of them came... Chee, Lee, Joo Kee, and especially Jun Wei all damn pro la. Which leaves out Wong... for the first time. Chee was also super hacks... I swear he used Buddha power... He scored 3 in a row, and 2 of them were misfires... but Lee and Jun Wei scored 4 in a row.... My ego is destroyed....

Oh ya, then Pin took this!! Gotta love him!! Look at Jun Wei's pedo smile :)))

HAHAHA! Seriously, i cant stop laughing no matter how many times i look at it....

After that, the last match was 4 vs 4. But that dumb Negro ended it.... Haiz...

It was rather epic though, because Fiona was trying to make a nice gif of break, but everyone keeps failing...

Oh ya, i copied this gifs from Fiona's blog ...

Jia Min:

LOL. Epic fail... Fiona shud have giffed longer to see their expressions...

Not good enough, so we restarted again... But then he jumpballed, and most of the balls dint even move... so we restarted again....

Pin:

Nice one.... the ball didnt even touch the triangle. Ok fine, at least his was better than this one: 

........................................................ no further comment...

Mine:

Hey, it looks good okay, except for that white ball there... Yes, i suffered from nervous breakdown....

Finally, Jun Wei the master:

Finally someone pro steps up to take the break ... Everyone looks with anticipation...

And then he did that... LOL look at Lee's expression... damn funny, cant stop laughing no matter how many times i watch this....

The match was so-so, but Fiona was super suay la. Firstly, her gifs all kind of failed, then she keep getting cueball .... at least some gifs were good... The match ended when that dumb primate sunk the black ball in...

Anyway, i realised that taking gifs might screw up ur shutter, according to Jia Min, but whatever.... the gifs were nice when she put them together....

Hema started egoing and poking Pin with a ... nevermind.... Yes, he got pissed and went home... Seriously Hema, u shud just go home.... The rest of us went walking around, deciding what to eat... I regretted treating Jia Min the chicken now... Oh ya, i realised there were still some left, but then other ppl went to take it... Anyway, it was already cold, so whatever....

We went past Cafe Cartel, then later everyone laughed about the Kishor, and we told Joo Kee to edit that photo.... epiczz :))

Finally, we ended up in Long John Silvers, and nothing much happened, other than the fact that i left my bag there.... -facepalm-

We split up at the MRT, so only Loo, Fiona, and me were left there... She suddenly started taking all the reflections, and then we all wore that epic black specs. Some of the photos were very nice...

 

Credits go to Fiona taking the pics, Fiona's blog, and my DSLR..

~~euphoria~~ Part 1

Its only friday, but thursday seems so long ago because a lot of nice things happened during this period. Oh ya for those who dunno, euphoria means a feeling of happiness, confidence, or well-being sometimes exaggerated in pathological states as mania.

Only yesterday did we have our NAPFA retest. Im so proud of myself, cos at first i keep screwing up my SBJ by doing double jump or leg shift. I just swung my hands like a Spongebob, and then went "Ha!" and then i reach 212. I also passed my pull-up cos she let me do the short one. Yay. I feel bad for Jordan and Pin though. They put in much more effort than me, so i feel like they deserve to get a least a pass or something. Maybe next week.

After that, Ji Hyun and Anh started skipping, and everyone sort of joined in. They started touching the floor between skips, then they got so good at it then they did it alternately. Me? I got whacked in the face by the rope... (bad timing), Yen Ling and Boon Xin also...

Rong tried to do a assisted pull-up, but she let go suddenly and crashed on the floor body first, but luckily for some reason, she wasnt hurt. To test my theory, i said " Is anything rong?", and then she went go and die la and i got owned. At least it worked....

After that things started getting better. We played futsal with a relatively noob team against a hacker overpowered team. Our team is Jordan, Pin, Me, Wanqi, Prada, and Jia Min (last but not least). Their team was Hyeong Kyeong (wrong right...), Aditya, and Tseren, Nikhil, and last and  the least... Kendrick. So at the start, they scored withing 20 seconds but we expected that already, cos their offence is obviously imbalanced... What we didnt expect was Jordan, Pin, and me to score one each, so we won 3-2 overall.
Wan Qi was also gay hack. She did an epic one-two and also when i passed to her she shot quite hard at the bottom right corner. See? Things go ur way on ur birthday. I shall now describe each of our goals(ego.........)

Jordan (1st goal) - Random kicks from me that resulted in the ball bouncing toward the goal. Jordan ran forward and touched the ball below and lobbed it over Kendrick. Tyco skill.

Pin (2nd goal) - Random whacks and a slightly weird through pass by me and Pin ran forward. Kendrick came forward too. Pin lagged the shot and shot it under him while Kendrick jumped. Tyco skill.

Me (3rd goal) - Desperate cross by me from side to center. Jordan geared up for the shot and it bounced between his legs... then he did a desperate pass. I caught it bouncing and then jumped and kicked with the top part of my food with slight power. It hit the bar and bounced down and scored. Not tyco skill......

Yes, we were debating whos goal was best. Jordan and Pin went to me and asked me whether which of their goals were better. Obviously mine la...... hehe. Not happy ar. My blog le... Yea, their moods both improved significantly after that match.

After that was bio, and it was for fun cos there was no results to collect. We just squished the crap out of the strawberry and put it in some solution and also our cheek cells with the Pocari Sweat. I tricked her and drank extra 30 ml Pocari Sweat, but not cold... After all the shaking in the machine upstairs, when u stir ur glass rod in the middle line of the tube, some white sticky string-like strands appeared. Yea, thats ur moms DNA.

We also went up to the preparation room for that experiment. Eppendorf tube is just a brand, we realised. The entire lab was almost full of it. Theres this egg carton like machine for shaking tubes, and some machine that looks like a rice cooker (or cooler because the interiors cold). The cells pellet was quite shocking, cause i dint know there were so many cells there (see, easily amazed), but the saliva is disgusting, especially when u micropipetted it. Oh ya, there were E. coli agar samples (lol, i remembered), which brings backs many memories... The parafilm for one. Ms Huang warned me not to touch it, or i will die. I was like "what, the E. coli will kill me?" and she said "No, but the lab officer will kill you...." Yes i had a nervous breakdown, so euphoria is the right word.

After that was egg ramen again! Not so epic, since we had it before, but still quite awesome, cos it feels like theres some class spirit. No Hardik Kishor Patel though. Boon Chong also make this poem about our class, though i dont like how he left out Wan Di and Yen Ling and YX though, although the poem will seem illogical if we forced their names in though...... so i just put their name there to make it more complete. So here goes:

Adrian peh (pay) for the Kishor Trishaw to take us to the Jordan river to see the dory fish (Ji Hyun), while listening to Justin Bieber's songs. But Deborah lye (lied) so Felix the cat was disappointed, and so succumbed to his CG (center of gravity). Luckily, Wan Di threw an ABC stout bottle at him, Pin-ning him to a wall, which was at the 67th (Liu Qi) section of the river. Yen Ling saw the scene and shouted "Who's doin something so wrong (Rong la duh...8D) ?". To her surprise, Yi Xuan replied "是你！"(Shi Ni).

On the other side of the river, wen xin (Boon Xin) wen yiyi (Wen Yi and Yiyi) cheng lei (orange thunder) 在那里? (sry i dunno how write their chinese names Xp). Who knew, a lightning struck and lots of d-ion (thats me! ego again...) were formed, killing an ant (Anh). HOLY shit...

Sounds better right? But still cant fit their name and the back part is ahem......

After that was just boring math and chem. However, who knew, the next day was much better. To be continued....(Darth Vader music)

Hardik Kishor (Patel)

is absent. Today. But the webcam allowed him to see what happened in bio and ACE.

Ate chips in the morning. Hey, whats wrong with that... , other than the fact i may put on 2 kg and then fail SBJ and pull up tomorrow. Its quite a good reward, cos i got it from Fiona by just taking 3 photos. Skill.

Todays bio lesson rocks, or at least, it doesnt suck. Firstly, u get to see lots of epic videos, like the man tricking the chimp by making him put his hand there. That guy is freakin smart, cos he made the chimp curious by putting seeds in that small hole in the rock, and the chimp was too curious. Curiousity owned the chimp, cos his hand got stuck there, and then he realised he got tricked (haha). The man fed him salt afterwards so that he became thirsty and helped him find a water source. Smartass.

Another video was the one where they fed the monkey with carrot and make the monkey use the stick to grab the food through an electric fence. When they threw the carrot at the monkey, he ate it, got pissed, and that pointed at the camera. Nice one.

After that, i got called out again, as usual, to demonstrate whatever the teachers want me to do. So he asked me to put my hands against the wall and find my arm span, then ask me to stand up, and im only slightly taller than it, so im slightly advanced, while he is primitive. YX damn douchey, took the advantage to take photo of me.... so embarassed >.< . My DSLR leh....

For the short break between bio and ACE, some people went to eat, and i went to buy frozen yoghurt. It tasted damn awesome, though its one buck. The other ice creams taste like milk powder. The problem with eating ice cream is that suddenly people keep spamming DSLR at me... Do i look retarded or blissful when im eating ice cream?? Take Pin la, cos he can give that face...

ACE was complete bull. Ho is a bastard. He keep asking ABC to off the comp, and when we said hardik is on the webcam, he said he doesnt want hardik to see the lesson. Douche. Like we listen to him. Our group did the muslim couple who scolded those kissing teenagers. That one so boring sia. But then Chen Ge go say some crap like very dangerous cos they fall off the escalator or something like that. That was close to disastrous, cos we could hear Hardik laughing. After that he gave us 8 photos to rank in order of acceptability. Some of the 8 photos were .... intimate....I cant imagine the two people sleeping on the MRT like that, like they own it or something. The HDB one also quite wrong. Imagine u walked down the stairs then suddenly got some teenage couple doing that. Disgusting...

Da Vinci wasnt too bad, cos it was slightly productive. Me and Jordan go read the thing, but then surprisingly, we could understand it. Then we made an introduction only, and for some reason she was impressed and let us go even though we dint finish methodology. After that, we played Fight for Glorton. Jordan just started playing, but then he spam the Ball Lock electric shot at the CPU. That was not too bad. But when he use Peach Lock he go camp at one place and keep shooting, and i kept dying like 4 times before i reached him and punched the crap out of him. Then, when both of us got 1 life left, i hit him, and he was going to fall out of the arena, so i was like "yes!". Then he desperately mash the button and shot rocket  at me and i went out of arena first. Hacker. Obviusly, he broke down after that.

After that, me, Pin and Boon Chong went home. I dint feel like playing basketball because i didnt feel like playing basketball. No further questions? Ok good, im getting out of here...

koi - the lobed-fin tetrapod

Today was rather crazy and fun cos it was fridays timetable, so everyone's mood was better. There's no school tomorrow right? (self-delusion). Even still, everyone still stayed back to play soccer, just like a normal friday would. I would also like to thank god that i brought my DSLR, or today would be like screwed...

Morning bridge was epic, cos other ppl get gay cards (but not me). Ka keng keep getting hacker hands like 3 aces and 6 hearts in the same hand or something like that, and there wasnt much reshuffling (damn). He was smiling damn happily for damn long and its infectious....

After that there was ace, which was about this presentation about cyberwellness. Boon Xin, Rong, Anh, Yen Ling, Yiyi and Wandi were presenting some slightly boring points, but then it was obvious that Boon Xin did the entire thing, and the rest were reading off the slides... Anh dint even bother pretending to know whats on the slide and keep saying she dunno what it mean or its too chim, and obviously Mr Ho had to be a Ho and go talk some bull i dont even remember. After that, there was this awesome skit by CG, Cheng Lei, Wen Yi and Liu Qi, which is about ways to stop gamers from being addicted. Corporal punishment and destroying laptop is like super brutal, but the distractions part was epic. Liu Qi went to Wen Yi and his mouth kind of dropped open like he was mesmerised or something. Obviously, she was more like gf than mom, cos obviously my mum doesnt talk to me like that >.< .

Chem was ok, even though it was 2 hours. And econs was just abt doing the worksheet. Math was crazy though, because Mr Wang doesnt seem bothered to teach ppl, and then halfway thru, this flying bug came in and the Sirens started screaming like #!$!^. Crazy women....

Somewhere during econs, a scandalous photo of Justin and Ji Hyun was taken and obviously she went crazy trying to delete it. Luckily YX got spare copy (hehe). Then that woman had to come in to our class and give us another geog seminary pack and some project to be done. I havent even wrote my name on the previous seminary pack.... Geog sucks that way.

People went out to buy KOI after that, which was like awesome, and the ice cream flavoured one kind of rocks. I shud have went, but i tot i had photoshoot during that time and then it got cancelled >.<

CCA was slack, cos they ask us to take random photos and Wong and Shree dint bring their cams again... So we ended up in video room playing chess and boxhead, even though i had a hell load of hw to do.

Soccer was fun becos the douches werent there, and the ppl were just right. It was wet and slippery though. Wong was like some sick witch cos he tackled like 3 ppl in a row and he dribbles like a hacker, although he passes to dunno whom.. .Pin scored like a hat trick, freakin parents... I dint do much other than tackle ppl and disrupt ppls attack in general, but the game was still fun.

Damn, now i got a hell load of work to do. If only i wrote half the words in this post for my el, id be done by now. For some reason, i can chat here for like super long but when comes to el im like stone... English sucks.. and thats an obvious understatement. I need to stop now becos i got a lot of work to do. Tomorrow, ABC and me is going to make the Nun of Patel again, which is to buy ice cream and put in a waffle. It rocks, you should try it.

5 days away from social life

Im sorry that i became antisocial for 5 days, because i couldnt be bothered to on the computer. I wanted to blog rather badly but then i reach home super late and have been taking too many naps.

A lot of epic things happened this week, though i cant really remember them now. I only remember things up to NAPFA, and everything before was fuzzy. Thursday was kind of interesting although i failed 2 stations. Whatever. I expected to fail them already. At least my shuttle run was 10.3 (yay its a B), although a lot of ppl did under 10 seconds. Jia Min gave me that gay look and said 10.3 like it was really fast. But when i asked him how fast he got he said 9.8 or something, and leon got 8.9. Like they say, curiosity kills your ego..

I was asked to present what we did in eng, cos my grp was shini, debb, and ji hyun, and it was like a repitition of the sex ed presentation thing, cos when im pressured to say something, i crap and then everyone laughs (at me?). I wasnt really sure what the censorship thing was about but Ms Koo accepts all kinds of reasoning anyway. Shes nice, not like Bay, thats why shes married, (not like Bay). 8D

After that, there was bio, which was unmemorable. I dont even remember what happened that lesson already. Damn, im stuck here for at least 5 mins already and all i remembered was AAAUAAAA or something like that. When it ended, everyone was hungry, so we all went down to spam the jap stall. The queue was at least 15 ppl long. The entire class was there, except wen yi and felix (that was my fault cos i hogged hardik's iphone and passed it to him after the lesson). Everyone was eating egg ramen as cold soba ran out, but then the queue was so slow that other ppl had to buy chicken rice instead...First come first served, just put in like 10 s of effort to reach the queue first and u can save like 5 min of ur time. Jordan was first, i was second, rong was third and then after that it became a cluttered mass (mess too). Some epic photos were taken though, so it was quite epic and everyone was in a good mood after that.



Friday was bad for most ppl, but at least there were some epic nonsense that happened. Firstly, the assembly was long, so Ho got no time (wow that sounds nice). After that, there was chem prac, which was boring. The first prac seemed to have meaning, but the second one is like one of those pracs where u have to fake results (actually all of them are). After that, i got bored and hardik had to do everything. I was playing his iphone to pass the time and Mrs Chong caught me quite alot of times. After that, my hands got sweaty in the gloves so i stretched it and released it like a rubber band, and it actually sprang quite far. I kept shooting until Mrs Chong had to ask me to help hardik out or something. Ok i was overboard hyper and quite lucky that i didnt get the yellow form. Also, i feel like hardiks doing all the work, so i need to do more work in our next prac together.

After that, i was supposed to bring hardiks pencilcase from class to econs class but i dropped it halfway (facepalm). See, now hardik shud be pissed at me. The math test was kind of tricky, cos many ppl made some mistakes but overall ppl shud be doing well for it (i know i screwed up one). Media wasnt too bad becos ppl were sharing abt why they chose their cameras, and there was this obvious bias between canon and nikon. Anyway, my father chose my cam so i tried to shut up and only pin and jiamin heard all the bullshit comments i made.

Soccer was fine, although everyone got pissed off at the end. It all started when the indian army keep destroying daryls chance of scoring, and then later nat knocked daryl in the nose. After that, other ppl started getting pissed, like joo kee, who couldnt really score cos there were too many ppl. Hema is just like fuel on fire, he just makes ppl even more pissed. I wasnt really pissed though. I only scored one, but thats good enough for me (even though it was an epic ks and i dint mean to ks him). I did two retarded jumping kicks, although they were totally unnecessary. I just felt tempted to do it, and i managed to hit both, although both flew off angle, so i probably pissed my team off. Nevermind, theres always next week to play soccer again.

I do nothing in the weekend, so there is nothing to write abt as compared to when i go to school. A few things happened, but i dont really want to talk about them as i think they wont interest u. Anyway, this post is getting long, and i need to do work, so im ending off here.

hello. you're dead.

Hi, Im not coming to sch tmr.. the doctor gave me an mc for 3 days and i cant stop coughing X-( . My nose keeps leaking all that green muck.. sianz...  noooooooo, cannot play soccer tmr. I havent finish bio and el, so ill be handing them super late.... ok im going to slp now, see u all on friday...





LOL, you actually believed that? What were u thinking man? Its April Fools DAY!! Damn, i wanted to prank the auntie with this... but i forgot  >.< .



Ok sorry i made u worried. My cough has subsided after eating another dose of medicine so im not coughing much right now..(cough). Damn, thinking makes me cough. What you so concerned about anyway? See, even obama is laughing at you (no racism intended). I think the notes would look better with Obamas face then Hilary's anyway. Oops, i did not say anything....





Ok, so i finished my bio prac (finally), and my english articles (yay), so i really can sleep now... Jordan, sorry i forgot to print ur geog article, so im printing your first draft ok? (the blank one). Yes, i need to sleep early to recover, and im not supposed to play soccer tmr, but who the hell cares? Im probably going to try a bicycle kick tomorrow. So, watch out guys.....

india ink

Today i woke up at 9 (hooray), so we went out for breakfast (only my dad and eldest sis). It was quite a good morning actually. Firstly, we ate fishball noodles, and i tried to hold the chopsticks like how boon chong does. The balls were huge (no pun intended), probably the size of your eyeballs, and it is quite bouncy. I tried to clip the thing between the chopsticks but then when i bit them they slipped out. How the hell are u supposed to clip something when ur middle finger is in between anyway? I couldnt be bothered, so i ended up skewering them, though you probably knew that already.

After that, my sis needed to go to the bank to draw money. The convo went like this:

My sis: Boy, i need to draw money? Do you have a pen?
Me: No
My sis: Then how to draw??
Me: -facepalm-

Thats pretty much the funny convos i have with her, although admittedly, the joke wasnt too bad. Take a note size paper, draw 4 lines, a dollar sign, then a 1 followed by 10 zeros, and then put Obamas face there (no racism intended). Maybe i should try buying something from the drink stall for the replacement April Fools on Monday. Hopefully, i dont get rupiah as change.

My sister told me she is going to Shanghai on Tuesday, which is the same day my mum comes back. That is called skillz. Unfortunately, shes going to bring the DSLR so i can only bring a spoilt compact on friday.        -sigh-

As usual, i have a lot of late homework, but i dont feel the pressure till 5pm or something. Thats when i realised that i left my unfinished bio prac in school. Oh, the india ink. So thats one less thing to do. Yay (im not being sarcastic).

I completed my da vinci commentaries!, and they suck! so dont remind me about pigs and skunks anymore. I still got other jobs to do so im probably going to sleep at 1 tomorrow (nice try), so good luck to all who havent finished their homework.

Tomorrow is the replacement April Fools Day. Im going to give the drink stall auntie a surprise....

hi. my name is joe

Im starting a blog today cause i have nothing better to do. But i dont know how long it is before it dies. Unlike Pin or Fiona, im not obssessed with hits because mainly im writing this so that my life doesnt seem like a complete waste of time.

Ok today is fine and normal, except i woke up really late (12.30), because i was trying to prolong my dream. I dunno why or how i do it, but maybe its because when ur dreaming, random things can happen and its kind of interesting. I dunno what the hell i was thinking, but my dream was about daryl saying bad things at hema, and wheel of fortune (dont ask me how that happened, i dont even watch it much).

Not much happened after that, except that i had to fight 2 kids (it was for fun and i dint injure them). As usual, i spent most of my time slacking, which means gaming. Im going to do work tmr, even though i doubt ill finish.

There are a few things i hope to do next week. Hopefully i can pass NAPFA by doing a pull-up and jump really far. Maybe i may be able to do a bicycle kick or something cos i epic failed in soccer yesterday. Also, i hope that i can slack more next week cos its only wk 2 but school is already at full force...

My blog URL is a book im reading, cos it sounds nice, i think, and because i think its a nice story (nothing sexual like what Pin and Ji Hyun brought to school). Actually, I think the Time Traveller's Wife may be a nice book, but im not reading it. Yet. Yes, considering that their names may be switched, the sentence is still correct.

Ok, im off to read other ppls blogs cos their blogs and their lives seem more interesting than mine. Oh yea, and to give them some hits since they are obssesed with it.